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What Kind of Drunk Are You?

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So you’re at a soiree, and it’s slowly turning into a rager. You’re with new friends and old, sharing stories, but sadly all y’all are incapable of making new memories because there was a keg or two and somebody said “shots,” so, obviously that became a thing, and maybe someone’s sister’s boyfriend’s cousin threw up in the bushes. It’s all a blur. The important thing is, you’re drunk. You’re not gonna drive because somehow those classes in school really hit close to home, but you are going to do several stupid things until your body processes all that booze. What kind of drunk are you? This handy quiz will help you figure it out.

Zach

Quiz WriterZach

Zach has been riding the gondola of trivia wherever the waters take him. Although he’s not a named consultant on any major quiz TV shows, Zach has watched them all since infancy and will happily take up any challenge whether it be pub quizzes or high-stakes matches he isn’t afraid to show up. And showing up is 90% of the work!

Did you know?

Beer May Be the Reason Humans Grow Crops

The common thinking goes that the discovery of alcohol was purely accidental. Surely humans 9,000 years ago weren’t clever enough to understand what booze would do to the brain, right? New evidence discovered at Gobekli Tepe, considered to be one of the first temples ever built, shows that some vessels found on the site held up to 40 gallons of liquid per container. Is it possible humans were brewing some sort of beer from grass and water? If some grasses were found to make a better beer, it is very conceivable early peoples cultivated and cross-bred them to create even better alcohol. Religious ceremonies, celebrations after defeating enemies, the joining of families — science suggests that buying your buddies pizza and beer for helping you move may be a characteristic almost as old as humanity itself.

How to Play?

Our personality quizzes are set up a little differently than your basic trivia quiz, but you’ve probably seen their kind around. Rather than having to choose the right answer from a list of multiple choice options, in this case, there is no “right answer”! (Two plus two will always be four, but every Golden Girls character is equally awesome.

So, stop stressing. Just click on the answer that suits you best, and enjoy the ride. These quizzes are just for fun but who knows – you might just learn something about yourself along the way!

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