Mind the Dirt: Discover Your Level of Raunchiness in This Quiz


Do you sometimes see a long, hard object and burst into laughter? Do you hear a double entendre and start rolling on the floor? Do you have a sense of humor that would make your grandmother blush? Everyone acts like they're not thinking it — but they do. A dirty mind isn't born, but it is made. Our horndog experts have developed this test to find out whether you're totally innocent or persistently inappropriate. Identify a bunch of pictures, throw out some word preferences, and have your mind examined for every little speck of dirt. And at the end of it you'll know for certain that you're either clean as a whistle or dirty as a gutter. Be warned! While we're not going to hit you with anything totally NSFW, some of the stuff here might be difficult to explain to your teacher or boss. Don't say we didn't give you a heads up!


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Did you know?

Why Do People Laugh At Dirty Jokes?

Weirdly enough, researchers have put a lot of effort into finding out why people laugh at fart jokes, and they have some long- and hard-won data. At the most basic level, people find things funny when it breaks a social norm without causing direct harm to the people involved. Dirty jokes, the ones you'd never tell in polite company, get laughs because you're not allowed to tell them. In the same way, seeing sexual things in non-sexual situations is jarring — it's that juxtaposition that makes us laugh. It also strengthens the bond between the person telling a dirty joke and their audience, because it implies politically correct, "boring" people wouldn't get it — like they're sharing a secret that nobody else understands!

How to Play?

Our personality quizzes are set up a little differently than your basic trivia quiz, but you’ve probably seen their kind around. Rather than having to choose the right answer from a list of multiple choice options, in this case, there is no “right answer”! (Two plus two will always be four, but every Golden Girls character is equally awesome.)

So, stop stressing. Just click on the answer that suits you best, and enjoy the ride. These quizzes are just for fun but who knows – you might just learn something about yourself along the way!

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