If you don’t know who Ken M. is, you probably have never read a comment section on the internet. And honestly, we can’t blame you for wanting to stay away from them. We are still reeling from the Great Rainbow Cake Comment Disaster of 2014.
But, if you have ever read or dared to engage with a comment section on your travels through the world wide web, you know that Ken M. is the internet’s Troll King.
This man shows how trolling can be eloquently elevated to a high art form. Proof: College Humor, the Louvre of internet memes, hired him to write a column called The Troll.
Ken M. has been lurking on the internet and dropping some real precious nuggets since about 2011. And to truly prove why this man should be your inspiration for dealing with not just the web but the world, here are 10 of his top trolls:
Yes, Ken M. Good point. Why are we busting our butts on earth?
“Controversial at the time”--that’s how Ken M.’s comments will also be regarded in history. #trailblazer
The folks at Chef Boyardee were just asking for a hearty serving of Ken M. sass.
Do you think Ken M. has a drinking game where he gets to have a beer every time someone actually believes something he says?
Spreading the Good News to chimps about the yellower bananas in heaven. Ken M. never stops giving.
OMG THE Kit Duncan?
This strikes right where comment parodies need it most. Well played, Ken M. You get those dirty name-droppers.
Ken M. just knows how to masterfully bring it on home.
Seriously, ANYONE who tries to dance with Ken M. will just get crushed by his moves.
Go ahead and get lost in the philosophical galaxy Ken M. postulates.
Savor this gem in which Ken M. exactly defines what his purpose is in our world
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