If you don’t know who Ken M. is, you probably have never read a comment section on the internet. And honestly, we can’t blame you for wanting to stay away from them. We are still reeling from the Great Rainbow Cake Comment Disaster of 2014.
But, if you have ever read or dared to engage with a comment section on your travels through the world wide web, you know that Ken M. is the internet’s Troll King.
This man shows how trolling can be eloquently elevated to a high art form. Proof: College Humor, the Louvre of internet memes, hired him to write a column called The Troll.
Ken M. has been lurking on the internet and dropping some real precious nuggets since about 2011. And to truly prove why this man should be your inspiration for dealing with not just the web but the world, here are 10 of his top trolls:
Let us introduce you to the Listicle Liege, the Article Aficionado, the one and only Nathan. Since creating his first photo collage at the age of five with images clipped from his mom’s Chatelaine magazines (all of them), it’s been nearly impossible to stem this one’s tide of visual learning. Be it the annals of history or the latest celeb gossip, Nathan has probably researched it, likely already has a folder of relevant photos on his desktop, and definitely learned a lot of interesting facts to go with those images. Whereas most well-read adults have bookshelves full of classic literature, Nathan’s stacks are composed of National Geographic and TIME special editions and a curated section of first-grade readers (for inspiration). If you prefer picture books to wordy novels, listicles by Nathan are right up your alley.
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